Thursday, February 12, 2004

Rally Round

Clark to Endorse Kerry, Democrats Say

I've been burned before for saying that an endorsement will end a race, but this one looks a lot more like the icing on the cake than anything meaningful. How does John Kerry manage to lose the nomination at this point? What will journalists do until July?

Perhaps they can speculate on jobs for all the Democrats who didn't win the nomination. Here are my picks:
John Edwards: Vice-President
Wesley Clark: Secretary of Defense
Howard Dean: Fundraising Chair, Democratic National Committee
Dick Gephardt: Secretary of Labor
Carol Moseley Braun: Secretary of Housing and Urban Development or Education
Joe Lieberman: Senator, Connecticut
Dennis Kucinich: Representative, Ohio
Al Sharpton: Debating Partner for Alan Keyes

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