The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs
The link above leads to something that ran in The New Yorker a few weeks ago--and was so funny I nearly fell off the couch. When you read it, realize that each new paragraph represents the passage of time.
And realize this: it's based in fact. This annoucement is no joke: Pepsi is really creating a cola with half the calories of its regular offering, and Coke will follow. Coke now comes in lime, lemon, vanilla, and cherry flavors, in all manner of permutations of the caffeine-free, diet, and regular varieties. Can the crazy scenario linked above be far off?
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