Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Culture of Life

Police: Driver Tried to Run Over Florida Rep. Harris

Yes, that's Katherine Harris, the very same Katherine Harris who chaired Bush's Florida campaign in 2000 AND was in charge of counting the votes as part of Bush's brother's administration. And yes, the guy missed. (He says he just wanted to scare her a little.)

I know. Justice needs a faster car, right?

Reporters who rushed to the scene noted that Harris appeared to be prepared for the possibility of being run over and killed. She was already wearing enough makeup for the funeral.
Don't look at me--I'm a hideous, election-stealing bitch!

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