Friday, April 02, 2004
Stunner
Report: Midwesterners Binge Drink More
This news must come as a shock to anyone who went to high school or college in the Midwest. Midwesterners were the only people who hoarded food and hiked up prices for gas on 9/11 as people tried to stock up for disaster; apparently we also drink as if there will be no tomorrow.
The best news here is that the Quad Cities is in sixth place on the list of binge drinking cities. I wonder if that survey includes the folks at Augustana?
This news must come as a shock to anyone who went to high school or college in the Midwest. Midwesterners were the only people who hoarded food and hiked up prices for gas on 9/11 as people tried to stock up for disaster; apparently we also drink as if there will be no tomorrow.
The best news here is that the Quad Cities is in sixth place on the list of binge drinking cities. I wonder if that survey includes the folks at Augustana?
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