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Wonkette - SOTU Drinking Game: You've Already Lost

Wonkette's guest blogger, Choire Sicha, offers up the annual State of the Union drinking game; this year's is guaranteed to knock even the stoutest pretty far back on their heels, due to the "Whenever Cheney sneers like Mephistopholes: 1 drink" requirement. But I think the last component of the game is the funniest and scariest: "Mentions 'Iran': stop drinking and start fucking packing."

I'm pretty sure he means your bags.