Thursday, November 03, 2005

I Love the Nightlife

CNN Ousts Evening Anchor and Embraces Rising Star

Goodbye, Aaron Brown. Just looking at you made me think of stale, old-man coffee breath.

Hello, Anderson Cooper, you silver-haired devil, you. Two hours every night? Maybe this will give you more time to tell Jerry Falwell about the fact that we pay taxes, too...

You'll certainly give me a reason to consider watching CNN from 9 to 11 at night. Because who wouldn't like to drift to sleep looking at a face like this?

1 comment:

Jonathan said...

You are so funny about Anderson Cooper! I really like him as well, and will be enjoying CNN at night finally. However this frees up the time slot of MSNBC's Countdown with Keith Olbermann which is one of my favorite shows on TV.