Cruelty

O.C. Watch: It had to happen! Seth and Ryan's first date

Entertainment Weekly follows up that tantalizing headline with this: "No Way! C'mon. Seth and Ryan will never be an item on the ''O.C.'' -- especially since Marissa and Alex already used the same-sex plotline. We were just April foolin' ya." As the Seth-Ryan hookup is one of my recent notions of nirvana, I find this joke quite unfunny. April is the cruellest month, indeed.