Poor Harriet Miers: Now her greeting cards are being examined for signs of a judicial philosophy. Wonkette imagines a few verses she might use in drafting future opinions:
Hallmark will need to start a whole new line for her Supreme Court decisions: "Penumbra be damned / It just goes to show / You can't be a Christian / And not overturn Roe." Or maybe, "I think gays / Should have the same rights / But sodomy's not one of them / Let them sleep alone nights."With stuff like that, Miers could give the acerbic Scalia a run for his money as the most colorful of the Supreme Court's scribes!